May 2013
me: exit tumblr, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check tumblr
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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Yahoo: We want to make tumblr safe for kids!
Me: How about no?!
May 22nd
336 notes
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May 21st
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me everyday: today is not my day
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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dysenterygay: why is it that like 99.9% of girls look thin and cute in over sized shirts but i look like a beanbag
May 21st
86,092 notes
Person: Hi I'm Christian.
Me: Cool.
Person: Hi I'm Jewish.
Me: Cool.
Person: Hi I'm Muslim.
Me: Cool.
Person: Hi I'm Wiccan.
Me: Cool.
Person: Hi I'm atheist.
Me: Cool.
Person: Hi I'm Buddhist.
Me: Cool.
Person: Hi I'm Hindu.
Me: Cool.
Person: Hi I believe in this and you're wrong so I'm going to tell you all about how wrong you are.
Me: Get the fuck out of my face before I hit you in the face with a frozen turkey.
May 21st
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meladoodle: do you wonder if god ever thinks ‘woah these humans were kinda a bad idea’
May 21st
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